This is brilliant. Imagine if one guy had come up with all these inventions. He would be the mother of the modern world. And I’m saying mother on purpose, ‘cause if you seem so brilliant as you would, when you casually invented a thing from this sheet every year, clearly your manbits will fall off. How do I know this? I went to the future, found out and went back.

Sadly I lost version 2.0 of this sheet in the process. The process of preserving mankind. But for that - you can all thank me another time.

Where was I?

via nickdouglas

This is brilliant. Imagine if one guy had come up with all these inventions. He would be the mother of the modern world. And I’m saying mother on purpose, ‘cause if you seem so brilliant as you would, when you casually invented a thing from this sheet every year, clearly your manbits will fall off. How do I know this? I went to the future, found out and went back.

Sadly I lost version 2.0 of this sheet in the process. The process of preserving mankind. But for that - you can all thank me another time.

Where was I?

via nickdouglas

  1. flashtraffic reblogged this from itafroma and added:
    The essential time traveler reference.
  2. itafroma reblogged this from nickdouglas
  3. monkeytypist reblogged this from nickdouglas and added:
    (clips to wallet)
  4. yeswaynoway reblogged this from nickdouglas and added:
    This is brilliant. Imagine if one guy had come up with all these inventions. He would be the mother of the modern world....
  5. nonlinearmind reblogged this from nickdouglas and added:
    Also good to hang in your “pig flu” bunker.
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