Every single time any girl anywhere sends a picture with just the slightest bit of boob over any network, one copy arrives at the appropriate recipient. And one copy arrives at Titty City.
They’re the goddamn CIA of boobs. Only they don’t care about your policies or heritage, they just want your skin. Be it the skin around your chest or behind, mind you. I have no idea what kind of filter they use. It’s ridiculous. Ridiculous but still kind of amazing.
It’s the kind of site you want to have around, but are a bit hesitant to bookmark — let alone set it as your home page. Affraid that someone might find you creepy when they open up your Safari to check their Facebook again and they get boobs thrown in the face as the first thing. I say embrace your creepyness. Be the guy who posts comments on every picture asking for the girls’ numbers and addresses. If you keep doing it — it’s going to happen sometime, right?

